Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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