At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
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If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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