I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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