it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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