sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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