so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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