I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
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They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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