just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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