i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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