How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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