Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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