In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
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