dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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