He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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