This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
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Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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