You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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