Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Randomize