I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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