i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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