I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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