You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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