if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
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I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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