My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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