what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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