i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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