when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
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a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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