How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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