Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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