Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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