i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I looked at my own cervix.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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