If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
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i need to put some appletini on your dick
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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