hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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