I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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