we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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