Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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