I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
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I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
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the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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