if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Randomize
