yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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