All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
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just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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