My pussy is not your playground.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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