just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
its not stalking. its research.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
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