I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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