wanna go halves on a baby?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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