Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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