He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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