we have pet lesbian snakes
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Sorry my hands just texted you
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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