Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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