I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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