This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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