Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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