32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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