Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
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He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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