Its about making memories worth repressing
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
time to smoke my breakfast
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
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What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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