I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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