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I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
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he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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