I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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