I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
pop tarts are not kleenex
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
