id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
The feeling are messing with the penis
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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